Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
i’m glad they made the new spider-man bisexual
the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
"a stands for asexual"
"well why cant it stand for both so we dont erase anyone??!"
HOLY FUCKGIN SHIT ALLIES ARE NOT PART OF THE COMMUNITY THEY DO NOT GET A LETTER FCK OFF
Fuck you don’t be a Douche bag to someone who is trying to fight oppression.