My mind goes fast. I just try to keep up.

misumipyon:

maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]

Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

silverandcrimson:

skeletonhaver:

nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not

galaxygaze82:

This needs to be more well-known.

galaxygaze82:

This needs to be more well-known.

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

I’ve noticed a lot of people are confused about when the season finale is, so I thought I’d make this to help. These are all the dates Telltale has listed so far on twitter. We’re so close!

God, Luke, did you even play season one?