eosofspades:

i didn’t have “i’m broken” teenage asexual angst i had “i’m literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks” perception issues

lew-basnight:

beardedmrbean:

Your dad is gerrymandering that pizza

higgsbison:

thepleasuregoblin:

beans-after-midnight:

amygdalae:

…

he got the dog to eat a pavlova

fucking son of a bitch

public service announcement that 90% of funny sourceless viral fantasy book excerpts on tumblr are from Discworld, including this one

ailurinae:

reputayswift:

reputayswift:

Is there a word for that like, “bright darkness” you get in winter?? When it’s been snowing or it’s supposed to snow past sunset and the sky isn’t Dark Enough. One of my favorite things

Thanks to @raindropwindow and a handful of articles, it’s called snow albedo, skyglow, snowglow, or just light scattering! It’s the result of moon- or artificial light reflecting off ground snow, low clouds, or ice crystals.

that nsfw snow…

alyanas-little-hideout:

I can never not reblog this it’s wormed it’s way into my brain and I can never be free

tartrazeen:

bearie:

cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :) 

Friend affection Friend meeting :) share a chair when there’s not enough seating

aye-write:

programmerhumour:

Time to work on weaknesses

fivepointpalettes:

When Nothing Else Remains Give Yourself To The Void

#ca6cff | #dfccf9 | #3e015d | #220133 | #590187

probablybadrpgideas:

Replace all skills with “Lament”